- Remember women! We don’t do anything gross! I’m not going into specifics. Let’s leave it at that.
- get rid of all the negative people in your life. Toss ‘em. They’re energy drainers, and there’s no time for them. try not to be one of these energy drainers. Otherwise, you might get tossed!
- a lot of dudes are gay. A lot of dudes aren’t gay. your job is to figure out which are which. Good luck! Cuz I can’t tell anymore.
- it’s ‘Asian’ when referring to people and ‘oriental’ when referring to objects you racist jerk!
- always have a book. It proves you can read, helps pass the time, and will take your mind off the real world for a second.
- Do whatever you want, just don’t make that face.
- if you leave a door open in your home, any door, even a door to a closet, the bathroom, whatever… it’s like leaving open an entrance to an evil vortex that monsters live in. they will come out, and kill you in the night. you really have to keep your wits about you.
- don’t be an idiot. save your money!!! open a savings account! put half of what you make in your checking and the other half in your savings. you’ll thank me later! think ahead! the younger you are, the more thankful you’ll be later!
- i know i probably shouldn’t say this but i feel compelled to; you should start loving your body if you don’t already. even if it’s all gross and you’re out of shape. EVEN if you’re a binge eating maniac with so many flaps of fat you can’t properly clean all the crevices and as a result you tend to smell sour and can’t figure out why. i say you should like your body because it’s the only body you’re ever gonna have and it’s yours! my mom used to tell me ‘how’s your body ever gonna change for you if you keep telling it that you hate it?’ so be nice to your body. that includes taking care of it with what you put inside it, (food, liquid and boys privates includes, how you wash it, how you move it, etc.
- you never have someone in the palm of your hand! So don’t take people for granted or let people take you for granted!
- you can’t go wrong giving a girl a classic lambskin Chanel purse with gold hardware.
MY ADVICE TO YOU
