COCAINE 80S - TOMORROW

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MY ADVICE TO YOU

• Remember women! We don’t do anything gross! I’m not going into specifics. Let’s leave it at that.
• get rid of all the negative people in your life. Toss ‘em. They’re energy drainers, and there’s no time for them. try not to be one of these energy drainers. Otherwise, you might get tossed!
• a lot of dudes are gay. A lot of dudes aren’t gay. your job is to figure out which are which. Good luck! Cuz I can’t tell anymore.
•  it’s ‘Asian’ when referring to people and ‘oriental’ when referring to objects you racist jerk!
•  always have a book. It proves you can read, helps pass the time, and will take your mind off the real world for a second.
• Do whatever you want, just don’t make that face.
•  if you leave a door open in your home, any door, even a door to a closet, the bathroom, whatever… it’s like leaving open an entrance to an evil vortex that monsters live in. they will come out, and kill you in the night. you really have to keep your wits about you. 
•  don’t be an idiot. save your money!!! open a savings account! put half of what you make in your checking and the other half in your savings. you’ll thank me later! think ahead! the younger you are, the more thankful you’ll be later!
• i know i probably shouldn’t say this but i feel compelled to; you should start loving your body if you don’t already. even if it’s all gross and you’re out of shape. EVEN if you’re a binge eating maniac with so many flaps of fat you can’t properly clean all the crevices and as a result you tend to smell sour and can’t figure out why. i say you should like your body because it’s the only body you’re ever gonna have and it’s yours! my mom used to tell me ‘how’s your body ever gonna change for you if you keep telling it that you hate it?’ so be nice to your body. that includes taking care of it with what you put inside it, (food, liquid and boys privates includes, how you wash it, how you move it, etc.
• you never have someone in the palm of your hand! So don’t take people for granted or let people take you for granted!
• you can’t go wrong giving a girl a classic lambskin Chanel purse with gold hardware.

FAVORITE BANDS ANYBODY?

I always think it’s funny when people toss up that famous question “So, what’s your favorite band?”.

People react in different ways.
There are the people that just think for a moment and say “Oh I can’t decide, I have too many..” And then there are the people that have to think all day & night about it and finally, after a long discussion & debate with themselves about quality, style, stage presence, and overall greatness, make a decision on what their absolute favourite band is.

Me? Before they can finish their sentence I’m like “Bitch please, it’s Radiohead!! No doubt, no debate, no question!”

SOME THINGS I THINK ABOUT

• The worst is when you’re at the movies and you think you’re all set and not surrounded by anyone annoying… and then the stragglers roll in! Fuck!
• Most of the numbers in my phone are people I’d be happier not to see. They aren’t friends so much as people I don’t have relationships with anymore and am avoiding.
• Even if you’re only going into the bathroom to look at your face and/or wash your hands… alwayslook at the toilet to make sure nothing embarrassing is going on in there- cuz even if it wasn’t you (and it totes WASN’T, cuz girls don’t do gross stuff),you’re the one who’s gonna be walking out of that room, and whatever embarrassing nonsense is leftover in there- you’ll be to blame. 
• The minute you hear a girl say ‘I have daddy issues’ run! Run for your life! Unless it’s me. cuz if it is, you should totally stick around/stay a second longer. I’m special and cool, i swear! We’ll get through this, I promise.
• It’s OK to admit that you DO in fact care… about whatever it is you care about! Rather than continue your fucking lame charade of leaning against a wall and pretending like you don’t. it’s 2011, admitting you care is the new not caring!
• There’s nothing sexier than a guy WITHOUT a facebook page.
• If you bite your toenails, don’t wear open toed shoes. Wait, hold up… you bite your toenails?
• When you don’t return phone calls or a text, even though you’ve literallydone nothing, you’re still making an important statement to the person you’re ignoring. Whether you mean it or not, it screams: ‘Fuck you. You are not a priority in my life.’ Just letting you know.
• If you don’t have a photo of your girlfriend or boyfriend in your phone, you’re not in love, the relationship is a sham! Case closed! That's what my sister said.
• start waking up earlier you lazy fuck! Nicole Richie wakes up at 5am EVERY DAY! That’s mutherfuckin’ early yo, but she gets shizz done!
•  it’s always fun to pretend you’re talking for a dog or a baby! Trust me! Just try it. Hilarious EVERY time!
• There’s a difference between lying and discretion. you don’t have to tell EVERYONE every thing you’ve ever done or thought! who do you think you are, me? keep a little something for yourself.
• If you’re on a budget- just tell every restaurant you go to that it’s your birthday and get free cake! But, on second thought, you really shouldn’t be eating out so much you know!? maybe just order a coffee and get the free cake and run for it. but wait, you should pay for the coffee though dude. and leave a tip too. i mean, it’s the right thing to do.

SHE WILL BE LOVED

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NATALIE PORTMAN RAP

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FAMILY MOMENTS

 Whoa.

Check out these cosmic gifs from Texas artist Ignacio Torres. Based upon a theory that humans are created from the cosmic matter formed after a star burns out, he’s created a DIY galaxy made out of dust, reflective confetti, and digital images. Talk about shooting for the stars.

See the rest of the majorly impressive series here!

WATCH MICHELLE WILLIAMS AS MARILYN MONROE

Michelle Williams and Emma Watson (with long hair!) star in My Week With Marilyn Monroe,out next month.

Watch the trailer above, and start counting down the days until November 4th now…..